- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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