whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Anti Joke

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