- Anti Joke

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

richard is fag

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.