- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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