IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Wolfjob.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Anti Joke

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