- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knock? come in

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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