What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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