- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

A midget walked under a bar.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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