- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Long joke Your such a downey

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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