What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

women's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

You idiot thats 9 letters

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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