- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Gordon Brown smiles.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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