- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What do you call your mom? Mom

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Oh my God! A talking dog!

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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