- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

You sick fiend

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Connor is homo

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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