- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Who's on first? Garvey.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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