- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

i have yougurt mit traktor

baloney sandwich

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What's 2+2? Fish

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

i have two hands.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

HURT

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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