- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Women's Rights.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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