Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Two planes walk into an office building

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

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