- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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