Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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