Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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