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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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