An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

women's rights

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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