- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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