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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Water? I hardly know her.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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