- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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