Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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