All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

thumb_up thumb_down -16

There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Knock knock. Who's there?

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What is red? A rock painted red

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops