VITAMIN C!

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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im gey

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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