Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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