Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

what is 3+3= 8

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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