- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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