- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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