- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

A van drives into a car.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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