There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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watch me nae nae

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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