Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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