Your mom

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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