- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Good job, son.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Dumbledore dies.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

YOLO You only like Oreos

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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