- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

jibby jobby

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Women's Rights

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Your face

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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