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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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