- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

A blonde dies Lololol

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