- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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