- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Caolan and Eamon

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

[Set up] [No punch line]

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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