What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What did the fish say after he

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

White NBA players.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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