- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Guess what? AIDS!

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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