How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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