- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Poop.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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