- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Knock Knock? Come in.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Homosexualism is so gay man

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