- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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