- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Yes.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Smelly Indians.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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