- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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