Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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