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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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