What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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