Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Massie is a fatass

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Guess what? Bananas

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

2 black kids walk into school

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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