what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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