what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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