- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

whats worse than gill? nothing

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

A sober Amy Winehouse

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

The american education system.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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