You know what's catchy? A cold

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Guess what? Bananas

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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