a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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