- Anti Joke

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful