What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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