why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Knock knock *open*

European on my shoes, buddy.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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