- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

alex is cool

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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