- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Women's rights.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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