Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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