What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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