- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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