Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Women's Rights

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Jews

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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