- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

whats black and strange a paki

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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