Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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