Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

I killed someone on minecraft.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

a man walked into a bar and said ow

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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