What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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