What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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