Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

jd and zach loves vigina

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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