- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Sex vagina. lol.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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