What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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