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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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