What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Hello penis

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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so how about that irline food

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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