Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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