Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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