- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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