Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

You were born.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Knock Knock. Not home.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

The Labour Party.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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