- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

No it doesnt..

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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