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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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