whats polish and black a polish black person

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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