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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Anti Joke

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