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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

you dint have to be a jew matt

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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