- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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