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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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