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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

hola said the chinese man

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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