- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? Food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Your sex life.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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