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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A black student graduated High School

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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