What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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