- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A black student graduated High School

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

A Serbian Film

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

scientology.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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