What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

You should read the Terms of Service.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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