Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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TIMMY

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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