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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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