Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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