Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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