- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

ask me if im a door yes

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Who invented apple? God

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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