Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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eoin burgin is fat

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Religionh

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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