Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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AIDS

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Women's Rights

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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RUN

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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