A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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men's rights activists

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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