- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Rylan Clark

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

TIMMY

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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