- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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