Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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