- Anti Joke

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle