- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

So does Blake

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Error 37.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

i had a black friend once......just kidding

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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