- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Whats two plus two Four!

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

João Duarte reads this.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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