How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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An Aisian failed a test

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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