- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

josh sucks polish adams dick

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

were you expecting a joke

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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