What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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KOOKABURRA

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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whats white jizz

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What's your guys names?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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